RyRySays

Sometimes I save conversations on instant messenger because they are though provoking or funny or sweet. This is one from 2 years ago.

Me- I'll be back in a minute, I have to pee

Him- Ok, I'll wait while you go drain the lizard

Me- Um, I'm a girl, I don't have a lizard

Him- Oh right...

Him- the octopus?

Me- Gross

Which I guess begs the question- what animal does a girl have? A sea anemone?