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Here's 3 and here's the new stuff:

I know one thing - if this week doesn't cause me to start smoking crack - nothing will

Five way settlers of catan match asap.

Have you noticed that the black eyed peas are the ultimate balance of hip, diverse and unoffensive to play at every event now

Haha - good love not doodleup

No tickets. going hand at 2

He says you can't come up on a school night

Can you look up how to make a spicy bob?

So what's the story with Jeff's canoe?

mini whore

Heidi's preggers again?!

Or a slap

Yeah and they threw carrots down it

Yes, she is real pissed and shocked

Ooo, it's the Johnny Dakota episode

Should I buy mom the encyclopedia of cats?

Same size and same model tars?

What can I say? I know how to hold a grudge.

The things I do for you - like watch live TV

Like stop eating the paste special

She's like nice to meet ya can you knock me up real quick and puttin a ring on it would be awfully sweet

Jordan made me

Commies?

Good...they have bisexual musclemen orgy pool parties there

the nice florida smell

Me: Are you watching this game?
Him: Yes. It's out of control.
Me: Yes it is. So what...
Him (interruption): Uhh.
Me: What??
Him: I was making microwave Hamburger Helper it what was apparently not a microwave safe bowl.
Me: Ha.
Him: Now there is Hamburger Helper all over the microwave. I'll have to call you back.

Two of my friends from law school got married within the last few weeks. Kim got married first in Pinehurst at The Fair Barn and Jennifer got married next in Charlotte and her reception was at the botanical gardens. Here are a few limited pics from them as my camera is new and I am still trying to figure out how to work it thus everything is blurry (how did you like that sentence?)

Kim's wedding:


Jennifer's wedding:

Told you the pictures were random.

Sorry - I've been busy.

The last week in July was our annual vacation to the Outer Banks. This year we stayed in a 10 bedroom in Nags Head.


The sad part was that my brother couldn't be there, as he was in FL for swamp phase (fingers crossed!!!) Lots of fun was had by all. I got random sunburn (some in the shape of fingers - one looks like a pretzel). My uncle Joe and I won the baggo tourney.


My team won our own version of Family Feud (surveyed 25 Hackmans and Hackman wanna-bes).


Played a good couple of rounds of Cheers Governor - found out who Lamont Cranston is. Had a graduation party for the youngest Top Shelf member, Scott. It was a Rock Band party and people dressed appropriately. That turned into Dance Party.

Played a little American Gladiators and guitar hero. Ate sushi and DQ. Fried a turkey or 2.


Went out to celebrate a very delayed Happy 21st to Yecats.


All in all a good time with the fam.

Ever have one of those days? First I hit myself in the face with a bungee cord (no damage done) (btw I got accident insurance the other day, but it doesn't kick in until 8-1 so I gots to be careful for a week). Then I noticed that I hadn't shaved my legs this morning. I didn't shave on purpose because I thought I had the night before in the tub, but I didn't because I was reading a book and forgot. So I went all day in a skirt with unshaven legs, you know, cause I'm classy like that. Luckily I had shaved them on Monday so they weren't too bad. I'm guessing that nobody really noticed because nobody said anything and the people I work with aren't shy about telling me that kind of stuff. Still. Oh, and I have a huge neck zit to add to that loveliness.

First, I don't like people that say ricotta like "ri coat a". It's "ra cot a". Screw you, guy on UnWrapped (not Mark Summers of Double Dare) who makes the cheese and pronounces it WRONG.

Also, I think it's hilarious that the side ad on e-harmony was for Nuva Ring. Assume much Dr. Phil?

Today I had my second experience with the dildo cam. (To experience the first one, read this). This time, the lights were on when I walked in and they only turned them off once I was up on the dentist chair. They also stepped out of the room to let me change. Again I was asked if I was allergic to latex. The biggest difference this time (other than knowing what to expect) was that there were 2 people in the room. One lady was new at it and was learning. She didn't hurt me or anything, but it was awkward because the 2 techs were talking to each other about my lady parts as if I weren't there. Stuff like, "see I think her uterus is the wrong way" and "yup, you got the ovary" and "there's the cervix, see" and "trying turning it the other way and applying more pressure" was flying over my head while I was staring at a darkened light fixture.

The good news is that I'm ok - no more cyst, no more icky lining. The bad news is that I'll probably have to take birth control to regulate it for a long time. That's not too big of a deal, so all in all I am thankful.

Sorry it's been awhile, but you know, I get distracted.

The 4th was a decent weekend. I got Friday off and drove to Rocky Mount where I met up with my cousin and her friend from college. We went out on a boat, played on the tube, I got random circles of sunburn. On Saturday they had their first annual oyster fest (gross), which was fun. I actually ate a fried oyster (now I don't have to eat another one). Drank a fair amount, danced to satellite radio in front of a big-ass fan and my legs look like I have measles from all the giant mosquito bites I've got. Drove home early Sunday morning and napped in the rain. Missed my brother, but am glad he's almost done.

Here's the tennis part: Roger Federer is awesome, but I've never really wanted to jump him...until I saw this. Hells yea!