Monday, August 18, 2008
Text messages
I totally stole this idea from here, but all the texts were either in my inbox or outbox and are in no particular order, enjoy:
HAHAHAHA I just laughed really hard
Good. In bed now
I love me some him!
Wrong
Sara’s a sad Panda! Holly does not love her
I got a chili pepper piñata and a giant blow up cactus! Awesome!
Next time I will roll like a champion
All done what are you doing? No leftovers
Who sings just died in ur arms tonight?
Roger…When does the friendly get back in town?
Tell me anything – it’s the juicy black butt
He is the sexiest man I have seen with braces
I am but I’m dressed now and waiting to get picked up
Group dance?
Quail eggs? Sick
I hope you get drunk. I’m waiting on the cable guy
I like to dance!
She looks like America ferrarah but it’s not her
Should I be pissed? His friend was magdy.
Roy I am on the crapper
Be home soon doll
You Haha. Strongbow sucks but its better than Woodchuck
Busting a maintain
Gee gosh both you and the small bread must have been out of the loop for awhile. It means line of like whats up or whats going on.
Jurassic Park is on TBS – HAHA
Yea 3 but u didn’t know about the first
What the f that is not going to be talked about at my graduation
Dropd in the can
Gladiators ready!
If you google me and you together you are my son.
Henry
Good news for you – Phil Collins got divorced.
Ok. PS you smell.
How do you poop on a peach?
The pedicure lady just made fun of my feet in Korean.
Cool. Later player.
Nm prob. Hows Idaho?
Im watching men in tights
No. Some of these people are nuts.
All the good white ones are gay
I would give him to you if I could.
Are you watching Password?
Battle parmesan
They do shit like that all the time. At least nobody has used an eye.
You are so in trouble
Fun. You missed the dumbest dance ever
What are you doing today? I am at a beer tasting
Been in pjs since 6!
Fine I’ll cancel life and come tomorrow
Thank you! I was right! I am camping now. Remember when whit hit his face that time?
The girls name in the Christmas episode was laura
HAHAHAHA I just laughed really hard
Good. In bed now
I love me some him!
Wrong
Sara’s a sad Panda! Holly does not love her
I got a chili pepper piñata and a giant blow up cactus! Awesome!
Next time I will roll like a champion
All done what are you doing? No leftovers
Who sings just died in ur arms tonight?
Roger…When does the friendly get back in town?
Tell me anything – it’s the juicy black butt
He is the sexiest man I have seen with braces
I am but I’m dressed now and waiting to get picked up
Group dance?
Quail eggs? Sick
I hope you get drunk. I’m waiting on the cable guy
I like to dance!
She looks like America ferrarah but it’s not her
Should I be pissed? His friend was magdy.
Roy I am on the crapper
Be home soon doll
You Haha. Strongbow sucks but its better than Woodchuck
Busting a maintain
Gee gosh both you and the small bread must have been out of the loop for awhile. It means line of like whats up or whats going on.
Jurassic Park is on TBS – HAHA
Yea 3 but u didn’t know about the first
What the f that is not going to be talked about at my graduation
Dropd in the can
Gladiators ready!
If you google me and you together you are my son.
Henry
Good news for you – Phil Collins got divorced.
Ok. PS you smell.
How do you poop on a peach?
The pedicure lady just made fun of my feet in Korean.
Cool. Later player.
Nm prob. Hows Idaho?
Im watching men in tights
No. Some of these people are nuts.
All the good white ones are gay
I would give him to you if I could.
Are you watching Password?
Battle parmesan
They do shit like that all the time. At least nobody has used an eye.
You are so in trouble
Fun. You missed the dumbest dance ever
What are you doing today? I am at a beer tasting
Been in pjs since 6!
Fine I’ll cancel life and come tomorrow
Thank you! I was right! I am camping now. Remember when whit hit his face that time?
The girls name in the Christmas episode was laura
# posted by rjhackman @ 9:29 PM 
