Sunday, November 09, 2008

 

Conversation with my brother

I was talking on aim with my brother tonight because my phone is being a pain in my ass. Here's a clip:

RyRy hello brother
Brother Ethan?
Ryry my phone is f-ed up, can you try to call it
Brother Your phone is gay
RyRy yes it is
Brother No answer
R did it go to voice mail?
B yep
R can you try to call roll or mom and see if their phones are messed up too
B nope, dont want to talk to them
R but but you don't have to talk to them, just hang up if they answer, and you'll know their phones worked
B ok, The roll answered so I hung up
R haha, thanks
B I wonder if it will call back
B yup there it is
R are you going to answer?
B yup, I said "what do you want", and it said you called me, It's making beef stew
R ok
B I like beef stew
B I just cut my gum bad on a sunflower seed
R ouch
R and i too enjoy a good beef stew when the weather is chilly
B you dont know the first thing about beef stew
R i know it has beef in it
R and that it's stew
B thats the second and third thing about beef stew
B I like bread
R i like bread too
R what kind of bread are you talking about specifically?
B bread is pretty much delicious
B I dont know, rolls and such
R i agree
R i didn't know if you meant like sourdough or challah or something
B I did lesson 1 of rosetta stone Korean today
R haha
R and? do you know it like michael phelps knows chinese
B Its tough but I know how to say horse, elephant, boy, girl, man, woman, airplane, ball, table
B and the boy is under the plane or over the ball or on the horse and such
B The hardest ones were to tell the difference btw in the plane on the plane and under the plane
R i have a feeling that the phrase "boy under the horse" will come in handy
B they all sound exactly alike
B who knows it might
R so what's up with you?
B almost died Friday

That was basically our conversation (we kept talking after that, but that was the flow of ideas). As you can see, he is insane.

Comments:
oh my goodness gracious. That is the most awesomest IM convo that I have ever read. Jeff is hilarious...freaking ingenious hilarious. Love it, thanks.
 
I think that he's not so much hilarious as an idiot, but often they amount to the same thing.
 
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