Tuesday, October 18, 2005
F'in Ants
So I like to eat cereal for dessert instead of for breakfast. I blame this on my mom because when we were little we only got healthy cereals for breakfast. We once got a coupon for Fruit Loops and we could only have them for dessert. We also made candy necklaces out of Fruit Loops.
I bought Honey Nut Cheerios last week and was all excited about pouring a bowl and watching Friends. I was 3/4 though the bowl when I saw an ant swimming in the milk. Alright, one ant, I can handle that. Until I saw 2 more using an O as a life raft. Then I freaked and checked the box- ants running wild! It was gross. Next I check my other cereals. Lucky Charms got the infestation- that's strike 2 for the Charms. There were no ants in Life nor in Cocoa Puffs. I don't have ants anywhere else in my kitchen or pantry so why these 2 cereals?
You know that creepy feeling you get after seeing a spider when it feels like you've got spiders in your hair or something. Well I have that- on the inside.
Damn ants.
I bought Honey Nut Cheerios last week and was all excited about pouring a bowl and watching Friends. I was 3/4 though the bowl when I saw an ant swimming in the milk. Alright, one ant, I can handle that. Until I saw 2 more using an O as a life raft. Then I freaked and checked the box- ants running wild! It was gross. Next I check my other cereals. Lucky Charms got the infestation- that's strike 2 for the Charms. There were no ants in Life nor in Cocoa Puffs. I don't have ants anywhere else in my kitchen or pantry so why these 2 cereals?
You know that creepy feeling you get after seeing a spider when it feels like you've got spiders in your hair or something. Well I have that- on the inside.
Damn ants.
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Ewwwww ... I'll have to blog about my maggots-in-pasta experience sometime, that'll make you feel better ... now I'm gonna have to check my pantry for ants, you realize that right?
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